Your League.
Roasted Weekly.
WeeklyBurn turns your fantasy league's weekly results into savage, informed, and unfiltered recaps. Set it up once. Let the AI do the roasting.
WEEK 11
Week 11's main event: Gridiron Gods absolutely demolished Garbage Time by 68.7 points, which would be impressive if Garbage Time hadn't shown up to this gunfight with a fucking plastic spoon. Garbage Time's 78.6 was the lowest score of the week, and honestly? They're lucky it wasn't worse.
"Kevin's bench outscored his starting lineup by 62 points. This was not bad luck. This was a goddamn decision."
Three steps.
Then game-day magic.
Set it up once. A fresh recap drops after every game week.
Connect Your League
Select the platform. Enter your username. WeeklyBurn finds your leagues, imports your rosters, and syncs every season automatically.
Profile Your Owners
Add a nickname and a few personality notes for each owner. The AI uses these to make every roast personal — and surgical.
Generate The Fun
Hit Generate. AI reads the week's results and writes a full recap in under 15 seconds. Share the link. Watch the chaos.
This is what it writes.
Every recap, every week. No filter.
Week 9: A Crime Scene With Witnesses
Week 9 was an absolute clusterfuck and you idiots all lined up for front row seats like it was a goddamn execution. Three of you actually started players on bye weeks. Three. That's not bad luck, that's brain damage. You had one job—check the fucking schedule—and your smooth brains still managed to fuck it up. One of you benched a guy who dropped 34 because you "had a feeling." Congratulations, your feeling is dogshit. Your gut instinct is a fucking liability and it shows every single week.
Kevin Is Actively Throwing
Kevin's bench outscored his starters by 61 points. Sixty. Fucking. One. His bench sat there like a loaded weapon while Kevin marched out a lineup so bad it should be studied in a lab. This isn't bad luck, Kevin has been cursed by a fantasy football witch and deserves every bit of it. The shit bowl awaits. It knows his name.
Built for leagues
that talk trash.
AI-Written Recaps
AI reads your week's results and writes a full recap in ~15 seconds.
Personalized Roasts
Profile each owner with a nickname and personality notes. Every line hits home.
WeeklyBurn Awards
Custom awards handed out every week to the biggest dipshits in your league — tracked all season long.
Full Season History
Every recap stored permanently. Dig up that Week 3 collapse whenever you need ammunition.
Weekly Automation League Pass
Set it and forget it. Recaps drop every Tuesday — no clicking required.
Shareable Recaps
Every recap gets a public link. Drop it in the group chat. The burn lives forever.
Simple. No surprises.
Start free. Unlock the full roast when your league is ready to commit.
Try it out. Get a taste of the roast before going all in.
- 2 free recaps to start
- Inferno Mode — always on
- Matchup breakdowns
- High & low scores
- Full season recaps
- Weekly automation
- Narrative memory
- Shareable recap links
One flat price. Once a season. No per-recap fees. Includes everything.
- All 17 weeks of recaps
- Inferno Mode — always on
- Weekly automation
- Narrative memory — AI tracks history
- Shareable recap links
- Playoff specials
- All future upgrades
League Pass covers one league for one full season · Multiple leagues? Each is $39.99 · Cancel anytime
WeeklyBurn lives
on your device.
No app store. No downloads. Add WeeklyBurn to your home screen or desktop and get to your recap in one tap — every Tuesday.
Your league deserves
to be roasted.
2 free recaps to start · League Pass unlocks the full season
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